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Post by Hanhan on Feb 1, 2010 22:56:46 GMT -5
Warning: This game is absolutely ridiculous.
Alright. I'm going to post the first board game, hooray! In this game, the object is to attack and/or save David, aka Shiden Sasaki. Whatever you call him, the rules are very simple. The first person will post an attack. Going off that, the second person will post a save from that attack. We pretty much keep going back and forth. Anyone can post in it of course.
Example attack: Shiden is minding his own business on a boat when suddenly the boat explodes, propelling him into the water with ravenous hungry sharks.
Example save: Rambo was also on the boat, and he dove head first into the water, knife in mouth, and killed all of the sharks. He then grabbed onto Shiden and began dragging him toward the shore.
The next person to post would start with an attack, going off the previous save. Get it? Alright! Have fun!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:06:33 GMT -5
A Wild Geodude Appears! Wild Geodude uses Rock Throw!
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:10:31 GMT -5
Shiden takes 500 damage! Shiden uses Ultima! Wild Geodude takes 9999 damage! Geodude fainted!
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Post by Samuel on Feb 1, 2010 23:13:41 GMT -5
But suddenly, David was attacked by hordes of ravenous HARE BEASTS!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:16:42 GMT -5
Lucky for Shiden Chuck Norris was nearby. Using his 1337 abilities, he roundhoused kicked the beasts back to to the pits of hell!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:18:10 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is then violently face-raped to death by George Zimmer, leaving Shiden open to attack by DOCTOR DOOM!
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Post by Samuel on Feb 1, 2010 23:19:40 GMT -5
But then Sporebacks doing the Forbidden Hula caused Doctor Doom to flee in digust.
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:20:58 GMT -5
Alas, the Sporebacks also Blind shiden with their nudity, causing him to wander blindly into oncoming traffic.
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:22:31 GMT -5
Thankfully Batman had come to Shiden's aid and helped him cross traffic and restore his eyesight!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:23:40 GMT -5
But now, Shiden gets caught in a battle to the death with Batman, Mr. Freeze, The Joker and The Penguin.
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:25:05 GMT -5
Unfortunately Shiden pulls out a bandanna and goes Solid Snake on all three villians! He and Batman are safe!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:26:14 GMT -5
Until Metal Gear Ray appears and turns Batman into chunky Salsa. Then it blasts Shiden with it;s ultra Hydro Cannon!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 1, 2010 23:30:41 GMT -5
SAVE:
Suddenly, the ground underneath Metal Gear Ray explodes, causing the mech to fall into a massive pit into the ground.
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:34:39 GMT -5
But the hole doesn't just stop. It gets bigger, swallowing up Shiden too.
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:37:58 GMT -5
Thankfully Shiden is saved by a Gundam! It flies to his rescue and holds him in hand. Nothing could go wrong!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 1, 2010 23:39:24 GMT -5
ATTACK:
Thousands of metal eating termites that infested the gundam while it was under ground have finished eating through its booster things at about 30,000 feet. It begins to fall back to the earth!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:42:04 GMT -5
Just then, I giant falcon appears and picks Shiden out of mid-air.
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 1, 2010 23:44:07 GMT -5
Attack: A pissed off hunter fires flaming arrows at the falcon. The falcon ate the hunter's pigeon the day before. Unfortunately for shiden, the falcon was now on fire
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:48:41 GMT -5
Thankfully, Shiden escapes the flaming falcon by riding ontop of a dragon! Oh what luck!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:49:23 GMT -5
Alas, the Dragon is hungry and Shiden would be good with Ketchup. DRAGON LUNCH TIME!
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