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Post by ~L~ on Dec 17, 2010 8:25:58 GMT -5
ATTACK
Square Enix notices it's name mentioned on an unapproved forum and proceeds to sue the bajeezus out of Shiden using team of super-lawyers, 2 scientists, a physicist and a hat-wearing monkey.
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Post by Hanhan on Dec 19, 2010 14:44:00 GMT -5
Save?: Unfortunately the monkey had been watching way too many violent tv shows and thus had become inflicted with the rage virus. It turned on the super team of lawyers and scientists in the middle of the lawsuit hearing, turning them all into ravenous, mindless, angry animals who attacked and infected everyone in the room. They even attacked Shiden, leaving him to ponder whether this was actually a save...
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Post by The Necromancer on Dec 19, 2010 15:08:22 GMT -5
Attack~! A group of Star Paladins from the Brotherhood of Steel storm the room, blasting the Rage Infected humans to dust. But then they turn their weapons on Shiden, accusing him of having advanced technology!
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Post by Hanhan on Dec 19, 2010 15:40:36 GMT -5
Save~
An evil lone wanderer bombards the Citadel, effectively destroying the Capital Wasteland chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel and forcing the Star Paladins to retreat in order to help their wounded and such. Shiden is safe...for now.
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Post by The Necromancer on Dec 19, 2010 15:44:58 GMT -5
Attack~! A group of Caesar's Legion Legionairies capture Shiden and sell him into slavery! He is bought by the Arena master, who then puts him into a fight with four Legion recruits! Oh, the humanity!
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Post by swiftywillownall on Dec 19, 2010 17:31:14 GMT -5
Save!
Wouldn't you know it? Saprticus came to Shinden's rescue! He and his other 37 Sparticus clones confuse the 4 legion recruits and manage to royally piss off ceaser.
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Post by David on Dec 19, 2010 17:35:55 GMT -5
ATTACK!
However, Spartacus becomes gooey jell-o! THOR IS HERE TO SMASH SHIDEN WITH HIS CANNONS OF DOOM! The Dominion really wants to kill this guy huh?
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Post by ~L~ on Dec 19, 2010 18:13:23 GMT -5
Attack-Save:
Loki, in a dirty trick on the thunder God, replaced his hammer with a live herring while turning the jell-o Spartici into highly acidic jell-o gladiators. He whizzes away, cackling maniacly at his game.
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Post by The Necromancer on Dec 19, 2010 19:21:24 GMT -5
(um... he was referring to the battle mech Thor. which is a robot. with cannons... but, anyway.) The Hyperion appears and bombards the jell-0 gladiators with proton torpedoes and stuff. It then picks up Shiden and enters hyperspace to Aiur.
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Post by ~L~ on Dec 20, 2010 4:24:30 GMT -5
(( It matters little, considering the level of seriousness in this thread.))
Attack~
A rift tears across the continuum of the place for a period of time, allowing a legion of imps and lesser demons to spawn from the infinite abyss, marching upon Shiden's position through the subterrainean networks below Aiur's surface, launching a relentless surprise assault.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Jan 19, 2011 6:26:47 GMT -5
~ Saveeee!
Some greater force intercepts and manages to block off said surprise assault. :3
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Post by reinkitsugi on Mar 25, 2011 1:44:27 GMT -5
Attack: a random Covenant CSS Battlecruiser emerges from slip space and fires all of its plasma mortar batteries at Shiden
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 25, 2011 5:22:12 GMT -5
~ Save: Some mysterious large black thing swoops in and grasps said Battle cruiser, burning it up and tossing it into the sea.
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Post by reinkitsugi on Mar 26, 2011 0:08:23 GMT -5
Attack: a random meteor comes hurling at Shiden
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 29, 2011 9:36:06 GMT -5
~ Attack: Lina rides that meteor and starts flinging ninja stars left right and center.
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