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Post by Samuel on Feb 14, 2010 15:19:07 GMT -5
Save?: Thankfully at that moment the aliens attacked! The bears turned, became Bears with Guns, and opened fire, ignoring Shiden for the moment.
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Post by fallendemon on Feb 14, 2010 16:03:52 GMT -5
DOUBLE SAVE! As the bears distracted the aliens from Shiden; Sam had finished his e-sex with the elf. All three ran away when suddenly Dave would appear, and head-shot the elf. Sam would cry out in anguish at the dead, as he had lost his e-sex partner. "Sorry Sam, I had to save you." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAVE!?! SHE WAS HAWT!!!!" Suddenly Shiden interrupted: "Both of you shut up and RUN!! FUCK HERE THEY COME!! D: D: D: D:" Two alien creatures erupted from...the ground? Dave began shooting at them, while Sam cried, and Shiden just ran like the wind. "FUCK!!!" Dave cried once before snapping and vanishing in thin air.... Both Shiden and Sam now left alone, they could only ponder whether this was actually a save...
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Post by Samuel on Feb 14, 2010 16:36:07 GMT -5
Attack! In a sudden drug craving from his previous abuses stated above, Shiden maniacally attacked Sam, searching him for drugs. Sam was force to fight back and decided perhaps he had to put Shiden out of his misery. And so he drew a gun and pointed it at Shiden's head, gently squeezing the trigger...
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Post by David on Feb 14, 2010 18:54:42 GMT -5
Just before Sam pulled the trigger, Shiden pointed behind Sam. "Oh my god! Is Alfred Molina!" Dr. Octagonapus: "Dr. Octagonapus! Blah!!!"
Sam was Shoop da whooped! The laser would hit Sam straight in the face!
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Post by fallendemon on Feb 15, 2010 22:37:55 GMT -5
All I can say after that is: LMFAO. I can't even think of a next segment. xD
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Post by Samuel on Feb 17, 2010 0:23:09 GMT -5
Attack: The Lazor knocked Sam out instead of incinerating him, bouncing off of him in the process. The lazor hit the moon and caused it to fall out of its orbit. It slowly encroached on Earth, and would crash in three days. Sam was of course unconscious, and Shiden finally managed to search him and LO AND BEHOLD: DRUGS!!! For the next three days Shiden did them, and when he finally ran out he looked up and OH SHIT THERE'S THE MOON, BATHED IN FLAME AS IT ENCROACHES, EARTH'S FINAL HOUR UPON US!
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Post by David on Feb 17, 2010 22:47:34 GMT -5
Just as all seemed lost, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z was floating in mid air and turned when he saw the moon. He looked angry at it... it was MOCKING him!
Piccolo: *stares angrily at the moon* "MOON!!!!!"
Piccolo fired a large ki blast straight at it! The moon was now completely destroyed at the hands of the Namek.
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Post by Samuel on Feb 17, 2010 22:50:20 GMT -5
HOORAY!! THE MOON WAS DESTROYED AND THE WORLD WAS SAFE...or was it? ATTACK: SUDDENLY, TIDAL WAVES! THOUSANDS OF THEM! BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB! SHIDEN FOUND HIMSELF UNDERWATER AND IN NEED OF AIR! But it gets worse....a piece of debri cut into him. Blood, in a misty red cloud, left him into the water.....and then came the sharks. Lots. And lots. Of sharks. A feeding frenzy, and Shiden was in the middle of it all!
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Post by fallendemon on Feb 21, 2010 22:00:49 GMT -5
"What a shame. What a shame.": Then Shiden was screwed, and died shortly after. "The choir sings, the church bell rings, so why won't you give this man his wings?"
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Post by ~L~ on Aug 14, 2010 13:01:20 GMT -5
~Save and Attack?
After perishing in the tradgic shark accident, he made his peace with the balance of the earth, unfortunately he appealed to the wrong diety in dying and that's how Shiden was reincarnated as Jenna Jameson's vajay... so in short, he was fucked.
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Post by David on Aug 26, 2010 11:34:50 GMT -5
Shiden suddenly gathers all 7 Dragon Balls and uses his first wish to get his normal body back, and his second wish to become a super saiyian! The Earth is now DOOMED!
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Post by Hanhan on Aug 26, 2010 21:17:56 GMT -5
ATTACK: In true Dragon Ball Z fashion, David must now change his name to a japanese word for some kind of vegetable. Confused by the name change, David is suddenly attacked by a swarm of ravenous "vegetarians." The kind that only eat veggies and human flesh.
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Post by ~L~ on Nov 27, 2010 12:36:40 GMT -5
Save: Suddenly the Vegan police arrive and deprive all Vegetarians their vegan powers for eating human flesh, now easily defeated, though one mutters "I wish I was in Bora-bora" being wisked away by the Eternal dragon's power, the dragon then leaves and the Vegan Police chest-bump and head to a donut shoppe
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Post by kitten on Nov 27, 2010 12:41:37 GMT -5
Attack: Tries the obvious and simply just punches Shiden in the nose
Save: ....Then feels awful for it and treats him to Dairy Queen
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Post by ~L~ on Nov 27, 2010 13:13:38 GMT -5
ATTACK: Suddenly, also in true DBZ fashion, a powerful villain appears and challenges him to a duel, virtually bringing the story to a standstill for at least 2 weeks worth of episodes... filling the time with scream-filled powering up/beam-clashing, transforming, and faileriffic monologue sequences, and being distracted by an ally just long enough for Shiden to recover completely(limit twice).
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Post by kitten on Nov 27, 2010 13:18:33 GMT -5
Attack: ...the darkness
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Post by Hanhan on Nov 28, 2010 12:47:30 GMT -5
Save: Suddenly, Tomas Zane appears and drives the dark presence away with his light.
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Post by Clipse on Nov 28, 2010 17:57:54 GMT -5
SAVE: Brings Shiden some brownies.
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Post by ~L~ on Nov 28, 2010 18:00:31 GMT -5
Attack: Spikes the brownies with 7 different poisons... and those sprinkles that can break your teeth... I phucking hate those. *nodnod*
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Post by Clipse on Nov 28, 2010 18:18:40 GMT -5
=( my brownies ! They were already a trap.
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