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Post by David on Feb 8, 2010 15:16:47 GMT -5
Before the chicken could CRUSH everyone, ExDeath from FFV appeared from the Void and sent the chicken to another DIMENSION!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 8, 2010 20:08:30 GMT -5
ATTACK:
Unfortunately, Shiden was also sucked into another dimension - which happened to be a nest of giant chickens!
BKAAAAWW BKAAAAW BKAAAAW!
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Post by Samuel on Feb 8, 2010 21:53:36 GMT -5
SAVE: Thankfully Colonel Sanders was pulled in too. Mmmm.
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Post by ratos on Feb 8, 2010 21:56:43 GMT -5
Drawn by the power of the Colonel and the abundance of chicken, a swarm of hungry black people stormed the dimension, trampling all who were not Colonel Sanders.
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Post by David on Feb 8, 2010 23:29:48 GMT -5
Too bad for the mass of people that Tonberries also lurked in the void. They had made a wall in front of the Colonel and Shiden. And they were all EAGER to SHANK people with thier Chef's Knife.
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Post by ratos on Feb 8, 2010 23:41:33 GMT -5
Alas, many in the strampeding crowd were also FF1 Monks. Extremely powerful in unarmed combat. They make quick work of the Tonberries and clear a path for the crowd.
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Post by David on Feb 8, 2010 23:44:18 GMT -5
Just as all hoped seemed lost.... A roaring voice called out. "FALCON!!!!! PUNCH!!!!!!" Captain Falcon did his signatrue Falcon Punch and sent the entire stampede flying into another dimension... AGAIN
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Post by ratos on Feb 8, 2010 23:47:42 GMT -5
Just then, a giant watermelon falls onto Captain Falcon, crushing him. The melon then breaks apart and sends a tidal wave of juice at Shiden.
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Post by David on Feb 8, 2010 23:50:00 GMT -5
Or so it looked like! Captain Falcon got inside his famous Blue Falcon; who now had Shiden inside! They had escape a fruity death!
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Post by Samuel on Feb 9, 2010 3:45:05 GMT -5
Suddenly, Nintendo and Square Enix, and every other company he pulls his saviors banded together to super sue Shiden for stealing their characters. He is in debt up to his eyeballs and forced to go to prison because he can't pay up, where he lands up in a cell with Bubba. This shan't end well.
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 9, 2010 7:34:07 GMT -5
SAVE~
Luckly Disney bought the rights to all the companies at the last minute, and after the red tape of court the charges could not be sustained, so the warden releases Shiden before bubba wakes up.
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Post by ratos on Feb 9, 2010 17:55:12 GMT -5
Alas, as soon as Shiden was released, the apocolypse began and fiery doom would rain dowwn upon him.
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Post by David on Feb 9, 2010 17:59:22 GMT -5
Luckily for Shiden, he had a vast knowledge of magic. He casts Mighty Guard and auto life on himself. The fiery doom from above did little to no damage to him.
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 9, 2010 18:02:49 GMT -5
ATTACK~
A deadly parasite from the far corners of netherealm finds interest an lure in the focus of arcane energy, crawling up in to shiden to lay dormant for an unknown amount of time... but moe directly attracts a horde of space-orks that begin to plunder Shiden's ruined homeland !!
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Post by The Necromancer on Feb 9, 2010 18:29:05 GMT -5
Suddenly, Korn starts to play one of their kickass songs, using their awesome music to destroy the space-orks and restore Shiden's homeland to it's former glory!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 9, 2010 20:52:32 GMT -5
ATTACK?:
Alas, one of the space orks happens to kill one of the band members. In an act of desperation Shiden becomes their new drummer, and over the course of a few months is kicked out for becoming so strung out on the wide world of narcotics.
Another junkie attacks him on the street at knife point to try and steal Shiden's stash.
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 9, 2010 21:06:50 GMT -5
SAVE?~
Dr. Phil McGraw just happened to be wandering by and yanks the two junkies aside, and accidentally disarming the rogue junkie, inviting them to appear in a new show on Drugs and Alcohol, promising them safety and their 15 minutes of fame.. along with a vague suggestion at help.
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Post by fallendemon on Feb 12, 2010 12:36:01 GMT -5
ATTACK!!! After the last attack/save of incredible randomness, Shiden decides that he's had enough of life. He rents a motel room, and after removing the illegal occupants, pulls out a cord. He hangs the cord over the fan when suddenly...
SAM POPS OUT FROM BEHIND THE BED!!! Sam grabs Shiden before he can commit suicide, throws him into a car, and drives away a high speeds. "They're after you David!" Sam says exasperated. "Who's after me? v.v" Shiden says with little caring. "THE ALIENS!!!" "Aliens?" "YES ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Dude, you're high." "If I was high, I'd be in a public channel raping some sort of pole." "...Riight." "Now, about THE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They've been sent from Lord Bacchus of Nigerzaz IV, and they want to eat your brains David!!! D:" "Oh...That is bad." AND SUDDENLY!!! The car explodes in a horrible accident with a 18-wheeler!!!! Shiden is tossed into the forest below the random mountain road they've been driving on, and into a nest of HORNETS!!!! D: D: D: D:
What ever will he do!?!?
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Post by Samuel on Feb 14, 2010 10:09:43 GMT -5
SAVE: Sam was tossed out as well. He grabs the nest of hornets and with all his strength lobs it into the distance. "SAFE YOU ARE, HORNETS ARE AWAY." He said, slapping the few hornets who remained behind. "NOW THEN WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE ALIENS!!!!" Sam pulled a toolkit out of god knows where and started cutting down trees and building. Within seconds he had constructed a base and began training bears as soldiers!!
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 14, 2010 14:58:44 GMT -5
ATTACK~
Suddenly a pretty elven woman distracts Sam from his duties and the bears go crazy on Shiden in his absence, looking to him as a food source !!! ((Sorry, I just couldn't resist. >.> .. XD))
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