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Post by Samuel on Feb 1, 2010 23:50:23 GMT -5
Thankfully a crazy old man in the dragon's stomach helps him escape!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 1, 2010 23:52:19 GMT -5
ATTACK:
He certainly was crazy. Somehow, the old man convinced Shiden that the only way to escape was to traverse the digestive track. When shiden refused the old man gave him a push! Shiden was on his way to the intestines!
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Post by ratos on Feb 1, 2010 23:53:46 GMT -5
SAVE: Much to Shiden's luc, he finds a Potion of Invulnerability! It lasts long enough for him to become excrement....
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Post by David on Feb 1, 2010 23:55:58 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Shiden, Doctor Doom returned! Now he was going to have his revenge!
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 2, 2010 15:33:06 GMT -5
Shiden's mom suddenly demands he take out the trash loudly from the kitchen, snapping him out of his comicbook daydream !!
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 2, 2010 15:47:34 GMT -5
ATTACK:
Shiden goes to take out the trash. As he walks out the front door, he hears a faint ticking noise. Could it be...?
00:00:07
A bomb! Shiden has 7 seconds to defuse it before he explodes!
The clock is ticking... beep boop, beep boop, beep boop, beep boop!
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Post by David on Feb 2, 2010 15:49:49 GMT -5
Thank fully, Shiden saw a nearby car and threw the bomb at it. When he did it detonated and the owner got out but was pissed. The car was owned by one Bruce Banner.
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Post by ratos on Feb 2, 2010 16:01:22 GMT -5
Hulk goes on a Rampage! Wolverine, Spider-Man and Iron Man are forced to syop him. Once Hulk calms down, all three of them attack Shiden together.
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 2, 2010 16:37:04 GMT -5
Shiden inadvertently saves himself by instantly asking for autographs before being pummeled, buying enough time for the heroes to realize he's not worth pulping.
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Post by ratos on Feb 2, 2010 17:16:53 GMT -5
Just then, Pegasus appears and challenges Shiden to a Children's Card Game!
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Post by David on Feb 2, 2010 17:20:06 GMT -5
Shiden defeats Pegasus by summoning all three Egyptian God Cards! Obelisk the Tormentor! Slifer the Executive Producer! And Mega-Ultra Chicken!!!!!!!
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Post by ratos on Feb 2, 2010 17:22:20 GMT -5
Suddenly, a random dork walks up and asks "CAN I PLAY POKEMANS WITH YOU?" The game is suddenly ended by this massive release of fail, causing a huge explosion!
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 2, 2010 18:48:56 GMT -5
Luckly the counter-suck of the other cardgame creates a sort of grotesque equalibrium as the two forces nill, leaving Shiden floating blissfully in a peaceful space-scape.
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Post by kitten on Feb 2, 2010 19:04:33 GMT -5
Kitty kat then walks in and simply licks Shiden's nose. His true weakness revealed he is powerless to stop the kitty from then kidnapping him and locking him away in her basement for all eternity while she goes and makes lunch.
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Post by David on Feb 2, 2010 19:06:40 GMT -5
Alas Shiden was freed by his trusty Moogle! He quickly escaped the clutches of Kittah and headed back to his room!
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Post by kitten on Feb 2, 2010 19:09:46 GMT -5
Upon where Shiden was licked on the nose again by the ninja kittah.
Paralyzed once more she instead chooses to make him listen to Hannah Montana on repeat until his ears bleed out in a twisted mess of blood and brain matter.
His eyes then implode along with his skull as the kittah tosses him into the pit, leaving the also captured Hannah Montana with the fate of Shiden. She decides to eat him as she is starving and weak..she then receives a mercy bullet for doing as she's told.
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 2, 2010 19:10:40 GMT -5
But the moogle was suddenly possessed by a bloody-crazed daemon, using it's "mighty muscles" to verdantly rip appart hannah montana to shreads! The moogle then carried the now almost dead Shiden to a hospital!
What the deuce... I didn't type this. oO
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 2, 2010 21:45:56 GMT -5
ATTACK:
The moogle was foolish enough to bring Shiden to Alchemilla Hospital. He quickly finds himself in the Otherworld of Silent Hill, where Pyramid Head appears!
Pyramid Head goes to stab Shiden with his big ol' knife!
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 3, 2010 18:17:02 GMT -5
SAVE~
Pyramid Head remembers it's only hours until his photoshoot for the newest U.S. dollar bill and, in a panic, rushes to the airport.
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Post by The Necromancer on Feb 3, 2010 18:22:08 GMT -5
Shiden, while wondering through the shadowlands of Silent Hill, encounters several angry mannequin monsters who approach him with scary, erratic motions!
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