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Post by Samuel on Feb 6, 2010 12:08:32 GMT -5
Random nuggets spouted from everyone's favorite necromancer/spellsword.
"Life, death, destruction, rebirth. The eternal cycle that binds the earth. All are subject to its iron grip, from which not even the gods can successfully slip..."
"When most people hear the word 'mad' they assume 'stark raving mad'. I'm not stark raving mad yet...but I'm well on my way, I assure you."
"You hear the tales of bravery and valiance sung by almost every bard. When I went after Barathrum with that party so long ago, I was inspired by those tales. That day, I learned an important truth that so many people should take into consideration before charging off after these scaly masterminds... DRAGONS ARE FUCKING SCARY!"
"My life is a beacon for catastrophe...approach with caution."
"What is Pyromancy? The study and manipulation of fire. What is fire? A force of nature. What is Hydromancy? The study and manipulation of water. What is water? A force of nature. What is Aeromancy? The study and manipulation of wind. What is wind? A force of nature. What is Geomancy? The study and manipulation of earth. What is earth? A force of nature. And so I ask you, what is Necromancy? The study and manipulation of death. And just what, my friend, is death? A force. Of. Nature."
" 'Those who take up the sword, live by the sword. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.' . . .I should have taken up the crossbow or waraxe instead..."
"When in the night, one must take into consideration--do you illuminate the area around you, and lose sight of everything beyond your little circle? Or do you stumble through the silhouettes--but be aware of all that is around you?"
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Post by ~L~ on Feb 8, 2010 13:20:01 GMT -5
Nice idea. I like the whole qouth listing thing !! Kudos Sammy, I might steal it in the near future. ^^
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Post by Hanhan on Feb 9, 2010 21:05:11 GMT -5
Rather than make a whole new thread I figured I would just add to this one.
Not quite everyone's favorite, but she's still an overconfident, greedy sociopath! (Most said at knife point?)
"Hey you're cute...get up and show me where you keep the shiny things."
"Don't want your life story...just your money."
"There isn't any reason to. Don't kill him. Or do it. Honestly, it doesn't make a difference to me."
"Hiro go play with your girlfriend I have a heist to pull off."
"...Idiot. If you really want the guards' attention just ask Rika to test how fast you can run."
"Your ears look better when half of them aren't missing. So drop your coin purse, thanks..."
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Post by kitten on Feb 10, 2010 21:04:48 GMT -5
I call forth every dark corner, every terror of the night, every fear that lingers in the hearts of every man, woman, and child of all races. I call them forth to prove that no matter how twisted..sickening..or demented your nightmares may be..they are nothing compared to the terror that stands before you!
~Rei Vivica, Battle for Langoto
I'll contribute ^.^ too many quotes to pick so I just picked the one I have on bnet.
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Post by David on Feb 10, 2010 21:14:31 GMT -5
"Ah... the puppets are all in place. Their strings are at my command... All that is left now... is for the puppetmaster to begin the show... Such is the way for these foolish pawns. Once I attain all that I require, no longer shall I be a just another mere pawn... No. I shall be an Emperor..."
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Post by fallendemon on Feb 12, 2010 22:16:17 GMT -5
"The Darkness seeps forth...Sapping the thoughts, words, and actions of you as the people." "That poor blessed fool..." "Why...I'm only taking every piece of you and using it to destroy you." "This? This is Ras'Liari; your death..." "You don't really need that head, do you? *SLICE.* Hmm, he wasn't using it anyway." -Isiah Ras'ka. ____________ "You see this scar...See how it glows...You want to know how I got it? Magic shop, just down the street. HAH! Got you good! No...seriously...It was a big battle.-" -Cain Williams ____________ "Riight. You see this badge here, it means I'm a Captain. Yeah, a Captain. *Grin.* Well, I'll give you some time to pull your foot out of your mouth." "The coward calls the soldier fool-hearty. The soldiers calls the mercenary greedy. The mercenaries call the cowards smart. Yet...All of them feel quite good to step over after the battle." -Captain Joseph Hunt ____________ "Psst Sam. Guess what?!" Sam: "Oh crap..." Nanites: "THATS RIGHT, ITS US AGAIN!!! " "What do you mean the rum's gone!?!?" (Stolen from Pirates. ) "Give me a sword, a girl, and a piece of parchment and I'll have you a plan in a few seconds. ;D" "All's lost...A dream splattered across a web of lies and pain." "Can you say: 'EMP GRENADE!'? *TOSS.*" -Dave (The Character Me) + Nanites.
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Post by Samuel on Feb 13, 2010 9:30:28 GMT -5
"I don't see what the big deal is. It's just one organ set penetrating another."
"The reason you don't see many of my kind is because none of them had the balls to step up and fuck a goddess... yeah, I got banished. And I say it was worth it. The heavens are boring, the material planes are awesome!"
"The patter of rain is always comforting to those who are not running in it."
"Keys...who needs keys, I can just use electricity to align the bolt and boom! I'm in."
"....up until now I didn't give a damn about mortals...up until now I was just posing as one for shits and giggles...but if someone would go that far to save a life, even if it belongs to a lusty bastard...I suppose they're not all so bad. Maybe I should stop treating Samuel and the others like turds, and more like...friends."
"I believe the storm is truly an avatar of nature: Savage, yet beautiful."
"I'm a summer spirit. Fuck winter, I'm migrating."
-Xaelrundus aka Evan, Storm Spirit
"As I continue my walk through life I wonder, which will I have in hand more? The needle, or the spear?"
"Yes. My eyes are red. No, I am not demonic. I am not in any way related to the Abyss or its denizens. I've been like this since I was born."
"Huh?...aww....my hair's turning brown. I liked it better blonde."
"Some people would call Vieriina's training 'torture', but I know what true agony feels like. When you put it all into perspective, her regiments aren't so bad."
"I see things. Visions, in my sleep. Sometimes I see the future. Or the past. But it's mostly irrelevant, as the places I glimpse are often faraway."
"I hate sailing. Whenever I get off a boat, I would kiss the ground over and over, but...there's usually people around." -Michael "Ty Rivett" Smith
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Post by kitten on Dec 2, 2010 15:09:10 GMT -5
"It's behind me...it's always behind me....you know just once I would like the creepy, slimy, super strong monster to just pop out in front of me...just....once....."
"Is the sun up?" "....Of course.." "Ugh...wake me when it goes away..too early..."
"Barkeep...I need a glass of something strong...I need a place to sleep...and I'm going to need you to ignore the fact I'm not wearing any pants for the moment...I've had an awful day and the next person to stare at my panties is getting their head shoved up their ass....."
"....Why do you have my pants with you?" "Well...I found them and thought you might like them returned?" "....Isn't the goal to get my pants off?"
"There is no god...what god would create a world filled with hot deserts of sand, then make me walk through them just to find a rock that's supposed to tell me how to find something that's going to kill me anyways? No if there was a god he would make me a marshmellow road and I would ride down it to my destination on my beautiful man-steed." "Tanja....Did you eat those mushrooms?......" ".......I was hungry.......when did you grow horns?"
Tanja Swiftheart Books 1-4 of Destiny's Requiem
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Post by Samuel on Jan 13, 2011 14:42:55 GMT -5
"Ah, Ian, old friend.....it seems this is our most important meeting. Heh. Time cares not whether you're a common peasant or a grand hero; sung or unsung...it delivers everyone to the same end. . . .I think that I'm satisfied with my life. No need for the chessboard; I changed my mind around the time I started losing hair..." -Old Sam, looking at his corpse
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