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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Jan 19, 2011 8:10:23 GMT -5
~ You know I'm not making fun of you, right Ian? ;3 <3
Haha. Anyways. All you gotta do is think of one or two things you could do to be kicked out of that crazy place. :3
Foooooooor example~..
1) Stalk the store assistant. Follow them around the aisle and when they notice...feign ignorance and say "What?"
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The Reaper
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Post by The Reaper on Jan 19, 2011 8:35:03 GMT -5
Har har har. >_>
2.) Walk around naked and pretend you have altimers. This happened at my store once.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Jan 19, 2011 8:37:31 GMT -5
~ Hehehe x3. Oh deary, me. =X
3) Steal something o.o
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The Reaper
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Post by The Reaper on Jan 19, 2011 15:31:30 GMT -5
4.) Use the clothing racks as your own impenetrable fortress and fling shoes at other customers when they get too close to your fort.
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Post by The Necromancer on Jan 19, 2011 17:37:22 GMT -5
5.) Ask a person to get out a video game and then walk away when they go to get the keys. repeat.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Jan 20, 2011 0:33:33 GMT -5
~ 6) Put rotting food in the underwear bins.
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Post by ~L~ on Jan 20, 2011 17:20:21 GMT -5
7.) Demand to speak to the manager and when he or she arrives, demand a more attractive manager you could talk to, and before they can politely deny the demand ask if they could also make sure the manager they find is mute.
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Post by David on Jan 21, 2011 12:55:38 GMT -5
8.) Bring a boom box, and dance to Carmelldansen so you ensnare everyone's attention to the point every will want to dance and not buy anything from wal-mart for hours.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Jan 22, 2011 2:24:01 GMT -5
~ 9) Go to where the fish are and walk around with two of them as gloves, using them to talk to people. XDXDXD
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Post by Hanhan on Jan 22, 2011 13:18:46 GMT -5
Disguise your hadron collider as a washing machine and haul it in to get your money back. Prove it is broken by activating it, which will take everyone in the store and place them two days ago (results vary). Anyone who happened to be in Wal-Mart two days ago will almost certainly run into themselves, causing them to spontaneously explode due to the paradox of meeting yourself.
Cautionary Notice: Be advised, you should avoid going to the Wal-Mart designated for your Hadron Collider experiment for at least 4.7 years before actually carrying out your experiment. There is no way to control just how far back you will be sent. 4.7 years is the longest documented case.
Enjoy your new unstable technology!
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Post by The Necromancer on Feb 26, 2011 22:39:00 GMT -5
11) Walk up to a cute store employee and lick his/her face.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 1, 2011 6:54:42 GMT -5
~ 12) If David's the manager, harass him and pinch his nose. :3
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Post by reinkitsugi on Mar 25, 2011 1:02:47 GMT -5
13) Go to the bike section and joy ride the bike around the store leaving skidmarks everywhere
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 25, 2011 1:14:05 GMT -5
14) Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up. :3
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Post by reinkitsugi on Mar 25, 2011 1:16:38 GMT -5
15) use the store as a giant obstacle filled football field
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 25, 2011 1:29:02 GMT -5
~ 16) Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
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Post by reinkitsugi on Mar 25, 2011 1:47:26 GMT -5
17) have sex in the bathroom.
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Post by SarzieBeara~ on Mar 25, 2011 2:10:19 GMT -5
~ 18) Find a cape and run around singing "NANANANANANA BAAAAAAAATMANN!"
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